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Athyrio Cards

Here is the current selection of Athyrio Cards. Both custom and print cards are created on heavy stock. Non-custom orders are prints of our own original, hand drawn work and are sent directly from us. We can customize for no additional charge! Just let us know at checkout. Visit our contact page and ask about what other horse patties we might be working on: http://www.athyriocards.com/contact-athyrio-cards.html. If you prefer, we can send your purchases directly to you. Then, you can spread the good words yourself. And as we said, there is no additional charge for customizing your cards! All orders ship in 2-3 business days.


Hell1.jpg Hell...Go
$8.00
HellFold
Simple. Timeless. A classic. And our most popular card! Outside shows where; inside tells it like it is.

And we can customize! Before checking out, just let us know who you want to go "there."
FlyFree1.jpg Fly Free
$8.00
FlyFold
Did you send someone packing, and they made YOUR life lighter? Outside this card says, "I let you fly free..." Inside: "...and I lost all my baggage."

Now that you've kicked that one to the curb, we'll be happy to customize this card. Just let us know at checkout.
Suck1.jpg You Suck
$8.00
FoldSuck
Outside shows pictures of things that suck. The inside pulls it all together with, "...and you."

Need customization to make this card suck more? Tell us at checkout!
SSOB.jpg Ass Backwards
$8.00
FoldBackwards
Ever have an ass of a boss who was so backwards he or she was a double SOB? Outside: "My job was so back-asswards..." Inside: "...even my boss was a double SOB (SSOB)."

We can customize. Tell us at checkout if you want a name added or some other specifics.
Childish1.jpg Childish
$8.00
FoldChildish
Someone make you feel like a child? Let 'em have it with this card. Inside says: "Nah nee nah nee boo boo, stick your head in poo poo."

When you're done crying about it, we can customize. Tell us at checkout.
IMG_20150327_223152_284.jpg Congrats...your're sick
$8.00
FoldSick
You can wish someone well anytime. This time, be happy they're sick. Outside Congrats cake with "Hey!" Inside: "Heard you aren't feeling well."

Need it customized? Tell us at checkout.
TogetherLeave1.jpg Together Apart
$8.00

Inside, this folded card simply suggests, "Get lost?" For the special someone who just can't seem to take a hint.

Need to call out that special one? Tell us at checkout, and we'll customize this for you!
FlockYou1.jpg Flock You
$6.00
FlatFlock
This one-sided card makes 'em work for it a little bit. But you still get the point across.

Don't feel sheepish. Let us customize this one.
Happy1.jpg Happy Smiling
$8.00
FoldHappy
Inside, this card is tongue-in-cheek: "...I haven't stopped smiling since you left." This one's for you, Chuckles.

Should he or she know who they are that is making you so happy? Customize at checkout!
Peir1.jpg Pier Walk
$8.00
FoldPier
As if they couldn't see this one coming, inside says, "Start walking." That's it. They should get the idea.

Want to put a name with that suggestion? Let us know when you check out.
4Q.jpg 4Q/Fork U
$6.00
FlatFork
The ultimate saying, on a one-sided card. This says everything without spelling out a single word. "4 Q" also available.

As always, we'll customize this to suit your needs. Let us know at checkout.
Cliff1.jpg Cliff
$8.00
FoldCliff
Too far? Maybe. You can decide, once you realize that inside this folded card it asks, "Can you do it yourself, or do you need a push?"

We'll customize this one, too --- at your own risk! Let us know at checkout.
turd1.jpg Thinking of Turd
$6.00
FlatTurd
This is a flat, one-sided card. Then again, who needs more than that when this card says it all in four little words.

We can customize this flat. Just let us know at checkout.
ThinkingBitch1.jpg Thinking...Bitch
$8.00
FoldBitch
Inside, this folded card says "...just what a bitch you were." Sometimes thoughts help us remember...getting out was for the best! Can customize with you favorite flavor of expletive.

We will add a name if you ask us nicely at checkout.
WishYou1.jpg Wish Hammer
$6.00
FlatWish
This is a one-sided card that says so much with so little. Is there any question the message you're trying to get across?

Need to nail down who this is for? Let us know at checkout.

PLEASE NOTE: It's true that Athyrio Cards are irreverent, rude and offensive. Even so, they are meant only for fun and entertainment purposes between consenting persons over the age of 18. They are not intended for children, or to bully, or incite violent or inappropriate behavior. We are in favor of fun, light-hearted taunting, and even some hair-pulling between consenting adults. Athyrio Cards accepts no responsibility for users who purchase media for these or other unacceptable purposes, or for access by those under 18. Purchaser and sender information is maintained in our servers, and anonymity does not apply pursuant to an official request from outside authorities. At the discretion of Athyrio Cards, we will take appropriate action against purchasers who appear to be bullying parties we deem to be "vulnerable persons." By making any purchase, Athyrio Cards assumes that all parties have consented to the purchase and receipt, that you are 18 years of age or older, and you agree that Athyrio Cards is not responsible for the potential actions of the sender or recipient as a result of the content of the media purchased.


While Athyrio Cards sends purchases anonymously, the information of both the sender and the recipient is maintained in our offices. In instances of inappropriate or questionable use of this service, or upon request, Athyrio Cards will cooperate willingly with authorities. Again, if we suspect this service is being utilized to bully or intimidate someone we deem to be a vulnerable person, we will take appropriate action.